New Monkey 99 Promo Tee

Please wash with cold water and dry on low temperature and spin cycle. The print is fragile due to age, so cracking is natural, though if you would like to avoid this please handle gently and spot clean.

An exclusive born and bred in Rotborough sold only at a place called Booze Cruise liquor store in Rotborough. Their cheap prices and questionably enabling tone of their marketing drew criticism from local police and even the mayor for allegedly being the cause for Rotborough’s incredibly high rate of alcoholism, with it being treated more like a gateway drug than a cheap liquor. None of this however affected business and only seemed to increase sales the more it was demonized, with company records showing no closure or downscaling into the 2010s.